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Brock Turner the rapist
is too sad to eat his steak
so we - have to
lick the shit off his plate

Judge Persky the rape apologist
the honorable misogynist
made his decision
He doesn’t want a rapist going to prison

3 months, home for Christmas
with ribeye steak on his wish list

women have a past, rapist have potential


from Cool Guy Motorbike (EP), released July 5, 2017



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